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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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