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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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