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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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