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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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