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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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