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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Akiva Lane
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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Akiva Lane
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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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