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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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