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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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