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What do you call an ambulance for aligators?

Gator Aid.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Akiva Lane
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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Akiva Lane
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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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