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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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