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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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