What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

1739

What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

1583

What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

193

Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

1911

What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

164

Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

562

What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

2186

What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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