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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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