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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Akiva Lane
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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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