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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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