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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Shane Ronay
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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Shane Ronay
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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Shane Ronay
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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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