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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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