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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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