What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

285

What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

183

How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

1873

Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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