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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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An elevator pitch.

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