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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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