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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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