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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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