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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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