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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Akiva Lane
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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Shane Ronay
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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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