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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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