If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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