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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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How did Bill poke his head through the hole?

He put his finger through the hole and poked his head.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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