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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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