Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He just rubbed people the wrong way.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Moshe Sherizen
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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Akiva Lane
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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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