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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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