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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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