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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Shane Ronay
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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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