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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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