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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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