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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his sternum and his humerus

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