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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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