Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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