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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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