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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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