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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

Fat chance.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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