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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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