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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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