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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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A dessert island.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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