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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Shane Ronay
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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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