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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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