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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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