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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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