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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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