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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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