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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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