What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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