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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What do you call an ambulance for aligators?

Gator Aid.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Dovid Lane
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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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