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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Dovid Lane
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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Akiva Lane
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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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