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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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