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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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