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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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