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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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