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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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