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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but he has a chip on his shoulder.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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