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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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