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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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