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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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