What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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