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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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