What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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