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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why did Dorothy's husband leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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