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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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