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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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