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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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