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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Akiva Lane
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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Akiva Lane
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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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