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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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