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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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