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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Shane Ronay
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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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