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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Shane Ronay
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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Akiva Lane
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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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