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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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