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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got people's goats.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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