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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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