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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What's a good title for a book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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