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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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