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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Shane Ronay
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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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