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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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