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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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