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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Akiva Lane
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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Dovid Lane
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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Akiva Lane
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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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