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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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