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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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