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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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