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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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