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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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