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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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