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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you get when you have a comedian for an optician?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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