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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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