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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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