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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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