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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Akiva Lane
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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Akiva Lane
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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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