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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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