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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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