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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Shane Ronay
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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Akiva Lane
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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Shane Ronay
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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Shane Ronay
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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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