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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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