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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but he has a chip on his shoulder.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

He was told to have 3 square meals a day.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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