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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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