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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What do you call an ambulance for aligators?

Gator Aid.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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