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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Shane Ronay
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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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