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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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