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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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