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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Akiva Lane
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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Akiva Lane
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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Akiva Lane
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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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