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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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