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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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