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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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