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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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