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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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