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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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