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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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