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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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