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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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