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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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