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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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