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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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