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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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