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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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