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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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