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Shane Ronay
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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Shane Ronay
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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Akiva Lane
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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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