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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Shane Ronay
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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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