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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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