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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Akiva Lane
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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Shane Ronay
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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Akiva Lane
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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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