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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Akiva Lane
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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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