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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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