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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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