What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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