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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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