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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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