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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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