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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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