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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Akiva Lane
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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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