Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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