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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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