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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Akiva Lane
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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Akiva Lane
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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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