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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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