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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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