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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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