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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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