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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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A son of a gun.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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