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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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