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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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