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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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