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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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