Pictures:

What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

2451

How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

1443

What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

2300

What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

882

What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

35

What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

2977

Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

1569

Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

1481

Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

2098

Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

2501

What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

253

How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

2079