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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Shane Ronay
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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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