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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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