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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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