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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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