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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Akiva Lane
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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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