Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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