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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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