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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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