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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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