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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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