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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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