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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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