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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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It escapes me.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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