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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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