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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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