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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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