Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Akiva Lane
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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed him, he was depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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