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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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