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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Akiva Lane
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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Akiva Lane
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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Shane Ronay
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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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