Shane Ronay
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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Akiva Lane
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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Akiva Lane
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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Akiva Lane
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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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