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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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