In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

1224

What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

1137

What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

1894

How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

2290

What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

1528

Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

140

What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

447

What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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