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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Akiva Lane
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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Shane Ronay
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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Moshe Sherizen
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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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Akiva Lane
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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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