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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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