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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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