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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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