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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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