Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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