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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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