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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Dovid Lane
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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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