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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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