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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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