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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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