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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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