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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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A paradigm.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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