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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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