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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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