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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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