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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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