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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Akiva Lane
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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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