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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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