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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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