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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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