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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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