How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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