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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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